davee

Davee is a weird, funny, smart and athletic person! He's a keeper if you date him.

I hate Davee

by Yevkhg February 12, 2018

Sneak Dated

When two people are dating, but it is not acknowledged as real dating, instead they go on dates, but say they are just friends.

There are two main scenarios to this phenomenon. One: The first dater is only interested in the other person as a friend. Thus to them, they are only hanging out with a friend. The other 'dater' is actually interested in the other person, but knows that the person is only interested in them as a friend...at least at that moment. So while they are really on a date, it is officially called ' hanging out with a friend'.

Two: Both people are interested in each other, but don't know how the other one feels. So they go on dates, but call it just 'hanging out with a friend'.

Friend #1 : What are you doing tonight?

Friend #2: John and I are going to grab some dinner and go see a movie.

Friend #1: Are you all dating now?? You know that he likes you.

Friend #2: John and I?!? Oh no! We're just friends! We're just hanging out, its completely innocent.'

Friend #1: Uh-huh. You're soo being sneak dated!

by Sneakerss June 3, 2007

dave mustaine

The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.

Dave Mustaine may be a whiny son of a bitch, but he can play really fucking fast, so it's cool.

by sickness13 February 1, 2007

Dave Wide Drunk

The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.

That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...

by Reverend Snowback August 1, 2011

Dirty,Dirty Dave

Having naughty thoughts about someone you work with that are so intense, you can't help but play the skin-flute at your cubicle while your surrounding cubicle mates are out to lunch.

I couldn't get through the day without pulling a Dirty,Dirty Dave...literally.

by slutcakey cake January 7, 2010

davedawg55

Davedawg55 is a streamer on the rise in the twitch community. Not only is he funny and entertaining, he’s a hot sexy beast that slays cooch. But, most people don’t know his secret identity. While he isn’t kicking ass in doki doki, he is known as the C00M SLAYER. With both of these powers combined, he will rule twitch with an iron fist, making sure that everyone on the platform will hear his name, and tremble with terror. All hail Davedawg55.

Oh shit, here comes the sexy beast who makes the ladies swoon, davedawg55!!

by LordNeck April 11, 2021

Daredosed

The act of drunk sleep talking. Getting so drunk that when you sleep you start speaking with a slurred voice.

"Did you hear Mitch talking in his sleep last night?"

"Yeah he was so daredosed"

by gargantuanbeast September 10, 2009