dangus

The male genitalia, specifically the penis (in the erect stage)

Yo bitch, get my dangus out yo mouf and make a yayo sammich.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

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Danushi

Danushi is the 24th most common name given to girls in Sri Lanka. In the U.S., there are only 2, making up 0.0000001% of the population. Danushis typically eat cheese doodles as their primary forms of food. Danushis have a unique way of speaking. They tend to put emphasize their "oo"s, especially in the case of "cheese doodles". Danushis are caring, warm, and giving individuals who throw great surprise parties for friends and are born to be amazing Residents Assistants at any given college or university. If you meet a Danushi on the street, be sure to win over her friendship, for you will not be disappointed. You may achieve this by purchasing a bottle of Amarula for a Danushi.

"I love cheese doooooooooodles" - Danushi

by Mysterious American March 2, 2009

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Danish Wedding

When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.

Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up

"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"

"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."

by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008

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Danism

The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.

"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."

by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021

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