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Donked

"To be donked" is the act of being tasked/chosen for special actions un relating to ones current work or significantly adding to ones work load.
"You had been donked"

"watch out for the donking"
by Watchman June 16, 2006
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Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.
Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!
by TheDemon November 28, 2006
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donked off

A DC Metro slang term that means to kill someone, break up with someone, or just generally to be through with a thing or person.
Arnold Schwarzenegger donked off like twenty dudes in Terminator 2.
OR
I donked off my nubs Chevy Impala for a money Chevy Camero.
by DC Paulie January 2, 2009
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dink[dinked]

when a girl after jerking off her patner (usally a man) preceeds to wipe off the said partner's own skeet on their stomach can also be used as an adjective to describe a pompase asshole. also see douche bag.
skiff: man what did you after you gave him a handjob?
deter: i dinked him!!!!
skiff: what did he do?
deter: doesn't matter.... he's a dink

dinkdinked
by deter&skiff August 15, 2007
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dankerade

When you take gatorade and mix in some vodka
A dub and some dankerade
by snarfsnarf October 16, 2008
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Dankey Panch

To give someone a donkey punch and it makes them queef.
by ( * ) August 1, 2017
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Dankidong

A dick that is larger than someone’s leg usually meant as a joke because it is physically impossible for a leg long dick. Can be used as an insult for people with short dicks.
Sup bro
Fuck you man”
“Man shut up I was tryna be nice you fucking Dankidong”
by Eatmydustboi831 February 10, 2019
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