Dalton

Dalton is a brother in Christ (Mormon) who constantly misuses words and/or mispronounces words longer than two syllables.
A Dalton would say "Getting multiple cookies for a job an example of the toochoochie loss function (dismissing returns)"
by Yerrboy April 21, 2023
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“You Dalton!”
by Jaremy Hinklebottom August 30, 2021
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a sweetie who doesn't like boobs but won't stop sending photos of them to me.
you should stop.
rlly.
jk.
only if you want to <3
me: hey-
dalton: sends anime boobers///
me: scREEEECHEs////
by sweetiepiggie August 20, 2018
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A condition in which an bitter female’s little red clit or her “dalton” is inflamed and swollen.
Wow you got a real dalton down there.
by Chickenfriesandonions September 22, 2018
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A guy who’s got the hugest cock in the world, Jahaan you better watch out boy. Dalton will give you a blowjob and he most likely loves your mum.
I wish I could find a Dalton in my life
by Gsnsnakskskdnejr December 12, 2021
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Proper Ard as nails, toughest men on the planet
Person 1: Omg have you seen Dalton.
Person 2: No he's too scary lol
by Gsnsnakskskdnejr June 17, 2022
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he is such a nice person, but the only catch is he has a small cock :(, he says it's 7.5 soft when really it's like 3 hard :(. He talks to his girlfriend and says he wants to do things with her and then will force her to do it. he's a good friend just a small cocked, bad boyfriend. in jesus name amen.
Dalton: look at my 7.5 soft
Emily: that's like 1.5 ;P
by i.hate.guners July 07, 2019
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