The annoying person in every group who insists that whatever you have that is really cool or awesome, they have something that is better. If you say you have a cat that is totally black, they will tell you that they have a cat that is WAY blacker. This person will be lying, and will never be able to produce this amazing thing that they own
You: I just got a new iPhone, it is pretty sweet
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe
Black Catter: Oh yeah? Well I just picked up the new iPhone touch nano.
You: Oh? I never heard of it. Lets see it.
Black Catter: I left it at home. I don't bring it out with me or everyone would be trying to steal it, and when people come to my place I keep it locked in a safe
by GhotiCatcher October 20, 2009
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by Gabstaaaa & Kelso DHUE June 2, 2007
Get the Cotten Mouth mug.okay first of all, no one knows what a cutting is until they're experienced it. its a way to release stress. you can pretty much refer to it as "the only pain you can control" cutters don't like to made of.
someone might say,
"oh we made of you because we figured you'd stop"
thats a lie.
how the fuck do you even think that?
i dont know.
but seriously,
"emo people" are just like everyone else.
so don't judge them.
even the popular people can be cutters,
they seem so happy on the outside,
but on the inside they could be depressed.
so if you're one to judge shut the fuck up.
someone might say,
"oh we made of you because we figured you'd stop"
thats a lie.
how the fuck do you even think that?
i dont know.
but seriously,
"emo people" are just like everyone else.
so don't judge them.
even the popular people can be cutters,
they seem so happy on the outside,
but on the inside they could be depressed.
so if you're one to judge shut the fuck up.
by dhoeeeee November 2, 2008
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Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?
by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008
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Me: hey whats are those on your wrist...OMG!!
cutterfuck: yea, i did them lastnight in the shower...im emotionally fucked. wanna hang out?
me:cutterfuck say what *cough*
cutterfuck:what?
me: sure we can hang out heres my fake #
cutterfuck:yay
cutterfuck: yea, i did them lastnight in the shower...im emotionally fucked. wanna hang out?
me:cutterfuck say what *cough*
cutterfuck:what?
me: sure we can hang out heres my fake #
cutterfuck:yay
by zachary Foster April 29, 2008
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