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lumberjack

lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping
wow dude u got lumberjacked so hard when u were sleeping that there is a red mark across your face
by Tyler Faust March 16, 2005
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lumberjack

derived from the shocker instead of two fingers inserted into the females vagina and one finger inserted into the anus the lumberjack is taken to a bigger extreme. take one fist and stick it in the females vagina and stick your other fist into the females anus while you thrust one fist in the other fist is thrusting outward making a seesaw motion with your fists in the females orphuses.
by Neddles March 12, 2009
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lumberjackery

fuck you and your lumberjackery you little shit.
by bobulus037 January 23, 2011
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Lumberjackimagery

Any noun in which lumberjack imagery is the main component.

Pronounced (luhm-ber-JAKA-ma-jree)
"Better hold the whiskey rations. We don't want the whole camp turned into a competition of Lumberjackimagery. Besides, every body knows it's not the size of the collection, but the perfection of cutting direction!?
by Weibull January 30, 2012
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The Sticky Lumberjack

Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.
"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"
by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010
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Lumberjacking

When a guy (or girl) hooks up with another girl and swaps his dip in her mouth.
'You can keep some of that skoal, baby, cause we're Lumberjacking'
by H&H Bagels April 21, 2009
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lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack
I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started
by KMCno9 November 3, 2008
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