Crotch Cuddle

(v.) - When a penis, in an effort to feel cozy and warm, snuggles up inside a nearby vagina. The sensation would be like enveloping oneself inside a wet snuggie, sitting by a fire, and reading a nice book.

Note: this is NOT to be mistaken for sexual intercourse. There is no thrusting involved, and achieving orgasm is not the primary objective. This act is much like normal cuddling, but much more intimate.

Kyle was feeling really horny, but his girlfriend Sophie just wanted to cuddle. They compromised, and crotch cuddled all night long.

by OG Vanilla Bone February 4, 2014

Heda Cuddle

When you are cuddling with a girl and she places her hand on your shlong.

Dude did you confirm heda cuddle with her?

Hell ya, confirmed hand on cock.

by Tcobra December 8, 2020

Cuddle daddy

You repay him by hugs and cuddles instead of sex

I want a cuddle daddy

by UseWallowShit January 3, 2019

Fuc-cuddling

Verb: Used to describe when two people claim they're cuddling,but are really having mind blowing sex.

Brooke: Hey, Sam. Want to have some fun Fuc-cuddling?

Sam: Sure thing, I'll get the bed ready!

by Brookebombin December 18, 2012

dutch cuddle

When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead

"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american

by The surprised american March 22, 2016

nancy cuddle

When you great your fellow heterosexual male friend with a big hug and you realise he has a hard-on.

When I saw Jim down the pub last week I gave him my usual greeting. As I slapped his back I felt something hard against me. The fucker was giving me a Nancy Cuddle.

by Barrattino July 30, 2016

Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013