Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone
Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!
by GanstaSlime March 14, 2021
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gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.
I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!
by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008
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crunch sandwich

a crunch sandwich is when you add a layer of your favorite potato chips to any sandwich thus creating a crunchy layer. on the sandwich.
person 1:hey, this sandwich is good but not as good as a crunch sandwich.
Person 2: whats a crunch sandwich?
person 1: i'll show you. (opens sandwich, gets a handful of doritos, puts the chips on top, closes sandwich, pushes top back on to the sandwich and listens for the satisfying crunch.) there you go.
person 2: cool.
by csblizzard93 January 02, 2012
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Captain crunch

Is a flirtatious word that is for sure going to get the love of your life. Can also be used a sex symbol. The word just flows off the tongue so smoothly. It's a good cereal to share with your loved one to get into that spicy mood. Just say captain crunch and you automatically get her wet. Mostly for the strong dominant males to use to show that they are dominant and not a small spoon.
Grason: oh shit that girl be looking juicy
Henry: go get her man!
Grason: wait but how brother?
Henry: just go up to her with a worm on the string and say Captain crunch
Grason: ight *does it and finds the love of his life*
*they got married instantly *
by Scumyscummyboi October 17, 2019
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Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.
Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.
by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014
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Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive
Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch
by Factsoflifeforwomen June 16, 2015
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Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina
Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?
by OhFunkmaster April 13, 2016
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