crayon

When you are trying to wipe that last smear off an awkward turd and that last little bit off shit wont wipe off.

"Why are you scratching your ass like that?"

"I drew blood chasing a crayon!

by jakmof April 21, 2018

me crayons

Crayons that your mom bought you.

DO YOU LIKE ME CRAYONS?
Don't touch ME CRAYONS!!!

by iluvthenet March 17, 2017

crayon

Something really stupid or illogical that it's as if it was written by a child.

Bro how did you get in trouble for that? That's so crayon, I swear.

by BigGayWarBanana69420 July 9, 2025

dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010

Crayon

Gay people

“Look at the crayons”

by Oopssike October 19, 2019

Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025

Crayon Crew

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.

1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."

2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."

by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019