Girl 1: Brittany! Come into the water with us!
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
Girl 2: I can't. I'm currently riding the cotton cobra.
Girl 1: Ah shit. Yeah sit your ass on the bench. We don't need your shark juice up in here.
by Goldenminx November 25, 2015
Get the cotton cobramug. Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.
Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.
by Snazzy Suit Man June 9, 2011
Get the caught in cottonmug. by Mislbays June 2, 2016
Get the cotton burnmug. by Business front, party back March 13, 2020
Get the cotton pocketmug. by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020
Get the coochie cottonmug. When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.
Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!
by Sausagehole April 13, 2019
Get the swallowing cottonmug. a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)
Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
by Justiceemu February 6, 2009
Get the Cotton Fieldmug.