Furry Coochie

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.

Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck

by FurryCoochie123 January 16, 2020

coochie demon

A woman with a good pussy

Damn she’s a coochie demon

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)

Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister

by Rionox January 7, 2023

Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)

Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-

by MiaxAneesa June 7, 2019

coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs

“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”

by sophalicious September 17, 2021

Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest

Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass

by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022

coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019