Person 1: “I just went to town on my meat to Sky from Paw Patrol. Weirdest part is that I did it subconsciously.”
Person 2: “Hell nah you’re pulling a Conor”
Person 2: “Hell nah you’re pulling a Conor”
by Ass Clappicus April 14, 2025
by Gary Stevenex March 16, 2022
When you do 360 spins while naked so you’re balls are spinning as well, while screaming “I CAME IN LIKE A WREAKING BALLLLLL”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
Conors shlong
by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024
YMD: aw naw it’s Conor brown am so para hardest boy walking towards us aw naw am gonna get hit by his bat that he pure holds
by FUCK YER YMK February 16, 2020
Conor gets bullied by his best friends. Conor cant talk to girls and his always single and his best friend bullies him because he cant get girls. Conor has a receding hairline and crippling depression.
by CantGetAGirlfriend December 02, 2019
An awesome, amazing boyfriend who has these big, beautiful blue eyes and this stupid really short messy blonde hair, and really pale skin, who’s always there to listen and reassure you, and sometimes confuse you with his weird Irish language. He’s so pretty and i cry thinking about the day he dies. He’s been there with me through everything even when I was in the hospital for my OD attempt. If your reading this Hawley, I love you so so so so so much from the bottom of my heart and I hope you know that no matter what, if you killed somebody, blew up a school, or anything else worse, I would always love you. Even when my heart stops beating I will love you and think about you, WHEN I AM NOTHING BUT SOIL FOR THE MAGGOTS TO SQUIRM IN I WILL MISS YOU AND I WILL WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN WITH YOU LONGER. <3 -Zubin
Conor: a really really sweet amazing person.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
Friend: Why do you like him so much?
Me: He pulled me out of my depression and gave my life meaning.
by Utter_Lozer October 09, 2024