Concert Hangover

The feeling the day after a concert of grogginess, sore throat and body, partial deafness, and the extreme desire to go back. Similar to a standard hangover.

"That A Day To Remember concert was insane last night!"
"Yeah, but I'm suffering a major concert hangover from it."
"That sucks. Hey, they're doing another show in Baltimore tonight. Wanna go?"
"Heck yes!"

by Malmo January 5, 2014

Christian Concert

Basically somebody who joins a religon to just be part of a group or scene. Somebody who goes to church just because everyone else is doing it, not for any other important reasons. These Christian Concerts also use going to church as excuses to get out of other things.

Person One: I didn't know he went to our church.
Person Two: Well he does. But he's just a Christian concert.

by Logan Johnson April 10, 2008

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009

Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.

"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"

by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005

Concerting

To be on Concerta.

Ben has been working on his lab top all day concerting for his online classes.

by dffdsaklf;jdsal;k October 13, 2013

concert

An event most people attend not to listen to a band play, but use as an excuse to get shit faced, yell, act like a total asshole, and the most famous reason," Get away from it all." (Because remember you can never be happy in everyday life) The music is usually way too fucking loud and hurts your ears and you'll end up getting blinded by fucking spinning lights on stage as you stand because the people in front of you are too stupid to sit the fuck down and watch. Do you stand at sporting events or when a comedian performs? Should you decide to buy a hoodie or t-shirt your wallet will more than likely be raped, if it hasn't already by the fucking insane food prices at the venue or the ticket cost itself. At the end of the night, the worst driving society has to offer is brought together and displayed in the parking lot/garage. Try not to give into the ever growing impulses of road rage as asshole after asshole keeps honking their horn to play in unison with other assholes who think it's cool to honk their horn as you sit stuck in traffic, not going anywhere, and there's not an exit anywhere in site. If bands REALLY, "Love all their fans so much" as the lead singer of every act on stage will tell you at least 18 times through out their set, they wouldn't let you go through this stupid fucking fail in human existence. Just stay home and listen to the CD!

Something I overheard in a mens' bathroom coming from a man in his early 30's trying to appear hardcore to strangers he met in the pisser, after Evanescence got done playing. " Those people down on the floor weren't moving at all. If I was down there I'd be moshing!!" Moshing to EVANESCENCE??? That guys one of the above mentioned assholes who needs to get a new hobby besides going to concerts.

by Stay@homeandlistentotheCD November 20, 2009

Concerta

An Add drug that is often abused. Alright, you CAN overdose on it, and you shouldnt abuse it if your on any anti depressant, because i can cause a serious but rare syndrome called serotonin syndrome. It's fun to take, but only take one, for someone who doesnt take the meds a lot, it would fuck you up. Oh, and if you do overdose you go into cardiac arrest.. so dont take more than three.

"i need to get some concerta to do my project"

by Ivy league crack December 9, 2008