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Cannock-Coffee

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire

To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013
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Electric Coffee

That damn tweeker at my work drinks electric coffee 8 times a day.
by Rabite831 January 20, 2011
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Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.
"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."
by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012
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Bad Coffee

A webcomic about a mobster named Laura that works for her cousin, Will. Features zombie Hordes, emo kids, and ink splatters!
Bad Coffee is the ferrari of webcomics.
by worstie April 4, 2009
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Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.
Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.
by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011
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coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.
Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation
by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018
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Irish coffee

1. Coffee with whiskey
2. Whiskey in a coffee cup that the drinker claims to be "just coffee"
1. This Irish coffee is great on St. Paddy's Day!
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.
by bunsOFcottagecheese March 30, 2015
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