Coconut Shoulders

Massive, round, muscular shoulders

I'm working on my shoulders - I want massive coconut shoulders!
Wow! Look at that guy! He's got huge coconut shoulders!
Check out the coconut shoulders on that girl! She must live at the gym!!

by MichelleMac December 20, 2014

coconut blow

When you crack open a coconut and mix jizz in with it to make it sweet and salty.

Server: would you like a coconut blow?
Person: Nah ill just have a club soda, thanks.

by Sidewhore January 31, 2018

Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.

Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours

by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021

coconut brain

1:Describes someone who is so empty-headed, or stupid that it seems that there are no more braincells in this persons head, that this persons head can be described as a coconut, which is a blank empty fruit.

2:Another meaning: no thoughts in ones head.

1:He's been rambling on about cocomelon for an hour, such coconut brain activites.
2:Dude, shes been staring at the abcs for 10 minutes now, its giving coconut brain activites.

by lvsersxvii October 01, 2023

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster May 15, 2018

Smol-Coconut

A name for someone whose hair is somewhat frizzy on the top of their head. You may also call them that if that person is a smol-bean in general.

Sad Samantha is such a Smol-Coconut it is adorable.

by weirdloudmouth January 18, 2017

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. February 20, 2011