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squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.
Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.
by toiletjocky August 30, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.
Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.
by zomgx3 September 3, 2016
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squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.
She has a squat cobbler fetish.
by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016
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Cobbler

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis
She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.
by Master Elf June 3, 2018
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Cobbler

A sexual advancement where feet are used as fists.
by Cobblerboy May 27, 2018
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squat cobbler

Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."
by Manny Petty September 2, 2016
mugGet the squat cobblermug.

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