Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.

My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.

by SCICT January 12, 2025

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 01, 2020

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 19, 2018

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 08, 2023

snowflake in a coal mine

A white woman who intermingles with negro men whilst dancing.

Shawty right there is a snowflake in a coal mine

by SovereignBlogger December 02, 2017

Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 05, 2019

Coal rolling

Coal rolling is a 'Family Sport' in which a badman sits with fam and rolls a block of coal down a hill. The quicker it gets to the bottom. The cooler the Dooper!

'Omg did you see that bois rizzz?'
'Yeah baby he's the coal rolling cowboy of the North'

by Not Deepa March 05, 2023