Chew Stall

When you have just taken a huge bite of food and then you find out you have to go talk to someone.
At which point, you stand there chewing with your finger up as if to indicate one more minute.
After chewing has commenced, you continue on your way.
Person A: *Bite*
Person B: "Dude, James needs to see you"
Person A: "Ok, hold on, let me chew" ........................*Chew Stalling*
Person A: "Oh hey James"
by Jagsfan7777 April 03, 2010
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chew wag

'oi mate you got a spare chew wag?'
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by j-pill November 02, 2010
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charleston chewing

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.
Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!
by Tom Emansky March 13, 2011
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Charleston Chew

The worst possible word one could possibly utter during a mixed martial arts event...period.
Chris: "This fight is boring."
Ryan: "Hello there....Charleston Chew."
Chris: (Proceeds to kill Ryan)
by eldorath April 09, 2007
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Charleston Chew

A sexual act in which a pickle, or similarly phallic item is inserted approximately halfway into the anus, and then removed, inserted in the opposite direction, and eaten until the protruding portion is flush with the skin.
"This pickle is covered in shit. DELICIOUS!"

"Lloyd gave me the best charleston chew last night! He used a banana!"
by teamspetsnaz October 27, 2008
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Chew Cruisin

The act of pinching a dip of snoose and driving around aimlessly for as long as the buzz you get from the tabacco wears off.
What you doin after school?
Headin to Clarks Station for some apple skoal then goin chew cruisin til the cans gone.
I like your state of mind.
by the_Johns December 02, 2009
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chew-and-skidoo

Canadian winterized version of dine-and-dash. For those of us who are to cheap to pay our restaurant bill, and chose to run out the door.
"Dude, I didn't bring any money to pay for my burger; let's chew-and-skidoo
by jakestewart February 23, 2011
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