Cacked

To be incredibly drunk or to drink an excess amount of alcohol

I got cacked off of that thirty rack last night

by Blazed Joker July 26, 2009

Clacked

Hoping for a humerous release of wind you inadvertently fill your underpants with solid, rendering them unusable

Husband: "Ooops!! I just clacked my trunks"
Wife: "Oh, not again darling?! Here's your spare pair, now go throw those filthy ones in the bin"

by panda-niku May 17, 2010

cracked.io

Best cracking forum. Amazing staff members.

Bob: He Jim, do you use cracked.io?
Jim: Yeah I do! Ping helped me resolve an issue I was having just the other day.

by Apache_Attack_Helicopter February 28, 2022

Dog checked

when one tells some one to do some thing right away and they do it.

brother:take the trash out now
younger bro:fine
friend:yo he dog checked u

by K Fleury February 6, 2005

I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

chucked

to be raped in the ass by a certain track coach of College Park High School

I won't join track because I don't want to get chucked.

by I Love CP Track May 4, 2005

Dixie-Chicked

The past tense of the verb "to Dixie Chick", a verb meaning to express a contraversial opinion from a place of artistic privledge.

It comes from the name of a band, the Dixie Chicks, who were simultaniously applauded and reviled for speaking out against the 2002 war of the United States against Iraq.

"Everyone is scared of being Dixie Chicked. You say one bad thing about your government and you might lose a large portion of your fans. Good. who wants a bunch of idiots for fans anyways?" -- 'Fat' Mike Burkett

by moonbug April 6, 2005