butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

by Manchildcave June 13, 2019

Belly Butthole

an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.

Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”

by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020

Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.

Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.

by Salt44 February 11, 2021

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018

Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.

Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!

by imhypershadow April 5, 2017

Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.

The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020