Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

buffered

to be utterly pissed offended or annoyed at something, similar to triggered

Ms.Duffy didn't mark our english tests yet and its been 2 weeks, I'm so buffered!

by issassassymidget September 30, 2018

Buffering

The act of fattening prey up for the benefit of oneself.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.

Eg; “Within the ancient tale that possesses the name of “Hansel and Gretel”, one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”

by bufferingqueen123 October 29, 2020

Buffer

Taking a small break from fun activities

Feeling tired, let have a buffer session

by ssdian16 March 19, 2021

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.

I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?

by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

buffered

When you're being protected.

Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.

by samozvanets June 22, 2014