Bruno is the friend in the group who never has money, or so he says, and he asks other friends (especially if their is Diogo) to buy him farturas. He also is always aware of the fact that Maxi Pizza is open 24/7, which he gladly shares with his mates, in hope they'll want to go, and buy him some pizza.
Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.
Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.
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Get the Bruno mug.A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
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