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boyfriend dick

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.
His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.
by BFD2016 July 3, 2016
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Pokimanes Boyfriend

Pokimanes boyfriend can get pussy without donating their life settings.
by Just Another Zoomer August 4, 2020
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boyfriend chameleon

changing your life / lifestyle to match that of your new girlfriend. matching your girlfriend's likes and dislikes and forgetting yours
James is a boyfriend chameleon, b/c he used to drink and jerk off to the iPhone, but now he doesn't drink and has a blackberry b/c of his gf.
by jgp021979 December 2, 2010
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boyfriend bomb

When a female you are interested in casually reveals that she has a boyfriend (intentionally or otherwise).
I was about to ask her out but then she dropped the boyfriend bomb.
by nomes December 21, 2005
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Toy Boyfriend

A type of boyfriend whose sole existence is to please their partner. They usually have a permanent "model" stare in photos and videos on Instagram with very little expression. You'll see the girlfriend constantly posting on Instagram about how great their boyfriend is, to the point that you'll question whether the boyfriend's sole purpose is just to make his partner look good. The toy boyfriend has very little personality because they exist just to stroke the ego of their partner.
"Look at Garret, he's such a toy boyfriend! He barely says a word whenever we hang out, and is always texting his girlfriend."
by washmybigjohn November 3, 2021
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Boyfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from Kayley?'
'Nope, she's on boyfriend island. She's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by sophiesmith June 20, 2010
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online boyfriend

A guy that you have never met in person but you have very strong feelings for, even love. You communicate with him on a regular basis sharing details of your life. You provide each other with emotional support and are very close friends. You also engage in cybersex.
We may have never met, but he's still my online boyfriend because we are love.
by Daisey May April 20, 2017
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