Nigel Boring

The most SAVAGE man you will ever meet. Get down on one knee and propose while you still have a chance.

Nigel is so SAVAGE. Nigel Boring!

by Leo is mole rat November 22, 2019

Big Boris Fight

A sport where several people, (usually 2 to 6 participants) Encapsulate themselves in a sleeping bag with a hood. Only face is exposed. Standing up, the participants must jump and bounce around in an attempt to knock over your opponents.. last one standing is crowned BIG BORIS..
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.

Hey bro, up for a Big Boris Fight. Grab ya sleeping bag.

by Joseph sproseph November 25, 2019

Fuck Boris

'Fuck Boris' Is a song published by Saint T and some other leng people. It's about Boris Johnson being a shit PM and Madeleine Mccann for some odd reason.
Search it up on Youtube and have a listen

Stranger 1: Have you seen Fuck Boris ?
Stranger 2: No
Stranger 1: Wanker

by Neevsmingeiswide August 15, 2021

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

doing a boris

The art of touching someone on the thigh, with or without their permission. (who knows)

Watch out! Looks like George is doing a boris.

by notsoharry October 1, 2019

boringest

the most boring thing relative to the group of boring things compared to

"you are the boringest person in the world"

by Aaron Cheng February 4, 2004

boring

A word that teenagers use to describe where ever they live usually followed by the phrase, "I want to get out of this hellhole." Most of the time this word is used to detour you from the fact that it is only the person speaking it that is boring and that regardless of whether they moved or not, they're still going to lead a miserable life.

Dullard: Man, NYC is soo boring! There's nothing to do around here, I wish I could just get out of this hellhole.

Other Guy: Well, do you go to any clubs, bars, or just watch the hobos trick a tourist into giving them change?

Dullard: No way man! I can't dance, and drinking is wrong!

Other Guy: (fucking lame ass...)

by Dark. September 29, 2008