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Bansal

1. A person, normally masculin who has the characteristics or actions similar to that of a shark. They are extremely BFN (big for nothing) and have a tendency to rage.

2. Someone who believes they are an aspiring mathematician but suck at the subject.

Also referred to as a Boonsal to the Moonsal
1. The Bansal stalked the lady in the sea.

2. A Bansal I know recently tried to make the local Maths Team, but unfortunately missed out.
by Charizard 2.0 April 4, 2013
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bonsai Facebook

Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."
by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010
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bonsai

The art of growing small trees -OR- reshaping kittens by confining them in a small container until their structure has conformed to the shape of the container.
People who bonsai their cats sicken me.
by wcgold December 25, 2004
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bona

when a guy gets horny he gets a bona
when the guy was reading a porno mag,he got a bona
by kazza February 28, 2004
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bonsai

John Howard the Prime Minister of Australia, known as Bonsai (little Bush). For his slavish devotion to current U.S. leader to the horror of most Australians.
Ugh, I heard Bosai has been invited to the Ranch again this year
by long.one March 18, 2005
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gutter bonsai

When seeds from tree get in your gutters on the roof of your house and begin to grow into seedlings inside the gutter.
I love the shade from my maple tree but in the spring it drops a bunch of seeds in my gutter and I have gutter bonsai all along the edge of my roof.
by FucilloHuge November 28, 2011
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Trim the Bonsai

Trimming the Bonsia

To manicure your pubic hair in an attempt to avoid chafing by maticulously grooming with tiny scissors and/or electric trimmer.
Before my long bike ride, I need to trim the Bonsai Tree.
by Tracy Cutter May 2, 2019
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