1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.
This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018

by snuffybun January 31, 2020

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.
by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020

by The Memed Human July 27, 2021

by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020

by boinkbonk August 30, 2023
