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Bonk

1. A generic insult to one’s intelligence.

2. A synonymous term to describe something that is whack.

This word can be followed with, “ass” or, “shit”.
“Good googly moogly, Trevor’s bonk-ass got fired from his job for trying to hook up with his boss. That shits bonk!”

“Dawg, can you believe Trump is afraid of sharks? That’s some bonk shit.”
by bonkassdude January 24, 2018
mugGet the Bonkmug.

bonk

sexual intercourse, used in place of fucking, a sextape/porn, or fuck buddy.
i want to bonk you so hard.
oh him? he's my bonkbro.
we made a bonktape last night.
by snuffybun January 31, 2020
mugGet the bonkmug.

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
mugGet the Bottle Bonkingmug.

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.
I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.
by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020
mugGet the finna bonkmug.

bonk

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init
by The Memed Human July 27, 2021
mugGet the bonkmug.

Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit
David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk
by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

e-bonk

"E-Bonk", also just "bonk", refers to an electric bicycle.
I drove my e-bonk to work today.
by boinkbonk August 30, 2023
mugGet the e-bonkmug.

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