bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

bong rip

Noun - what one has taken when they smoke a dose of marijuana from a bong. See bong hit.

Tran took a bong rip before the job interview in order to calm his nerves.

by oolong August 17, 2006

Dan bong

The dirtiest fucking bong you’ve ever seen. This bong will never leave the house. The kid that uses it is most likely the lasiesr stoner you have ever met. Made in China

“Did you hit that Dan Bong? It was disgusting!”

by PensHockey71 October 25, 2018

Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021

Quadrito Bong

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!

When Jeff was late getting back to the party bus, he was forced to chug down a Quadrito Bong.

by Sparky the SunDevil April 19, 2014

bong about it

Don't talk about it, bong about it. Rip a fat pack of marijuana out your bong when you fight with someone.

My girlfriend and I were fighting, then I spotted my bong. I said "Bitch, don't talk about it, bong about it."

by Bullshitter420 April 9, 2015