bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

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bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

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bong rip

Noun - what one has taken when they smoke a dose of marijuana from a bong. See bong hit.

Tran took a bong rip before the job interview in order to calm his nerves.

by oolong August 17, 2006

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bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010

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Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.

Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."

by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013

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Quadrito Bong

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!

When Jeff was late getting back to the party bus, he was forced to chug down a Quadrito Bong.

by Sparky the SunDevil April 19, 2014

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