bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

bong load

To load the bong (water pipe)with weed.

Pack a bong-load bro!

by Irie Dude September 20, 2003

bong rip

Noun - what one has taken when they smoke a dose of marijuana from a bong. See bong hit.

Tran took a bong rip before the job interview in order to calm his nerves.

by oolong August 17, 2006

Bong Cheese

The left over smoke after taking a hit from a bong.

Hey dude you have to clear that bong cheese before I hit the tube

by Mir0ki September 16, 2021

Quadrito Bong

A beer bong filled with beer and quadrito (Cheetos, Dorito's, Fritos, and Tito's Vodka). A favorite amongst frat daddy's and those looking for a high-calorie liquid intake!

When Jeff was late getting back to the party bus, he was forced to chug down a Quadrito Bong.

by Sparky the SunDevil April 19, 2014

bong about it

Don't talk about it, bong about it. Rip a fat pack of marijuana out your bong when you fight with someone.

My girlfriend and I were fighting, then I spotted my bong. I said "Bitch, don't talk about it, bong about it."

by Bullshitter420 April 9, 2015

bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010