BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023

Blob On

When someone says something that is 100% correct

Roy Keane was Blob On when he said that Manchester United were crap.

by Ayresome Angel September 22, 2025

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019

Blob

What you say to call someone named Bob fat

Bob you are a blob

by NOT UR MUM April 24, 2020

Blob

Blob is to be a round slime like creature

Me: Have you found out what blob means yet?
My friend: Yeah, it’s like you. Round, chubby and slimy.
Me: That hurt

by TheOrangeBunny May 12, 2020

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019