Blob On

When someone says something that is 100% correct

Roy Keane was Blob On when he said that Manchester United were crap.

by Ayresome Angel September 22, 2025

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023

Blob

Blob is a great person, they're funny and cool. They like raccoons too. They're a loving person and they're fun to talk with. Sometimes they're confusing though. They also love online games like Minecraft and Genshin Impact. They're crazy but in a good way.

Blob of a green apple.
Blob is a human being who exists.

by ari.by.arisa October 17, 2021

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

Flubber blob

Someone who is a cheapskate on a date.

"OMG I went on a date with a seal and I had to buy the chips."
"Wow what a flubber blob."

by ThePerfect10 January 2, 2017

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016