Barkimedes

A type of mother who has sexual relations with her son or daughter

The mother of John is a barkimedes

by Sargent E April 15, 2018

Barki

literally means 100

you call someone NOT BARKI if they say some stupid shit

jimmy: dude that test was way too easy
john: dude you aren't barki

Bavo: dude i'm gonna smoke a blunt before class
Haiko : bro you're not barki

by Obi/Bavo January 25, 2019

barkieboo

Someone who pronouces the 'th' sound as an 'f'

Person: I've been to a Yuf hub(original text: youth hub)
Person 2: Come on barkieboo! It's pronounced as 'youth'.

by Mr. Hyena May 3, 2019

Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Barking abbey school girl

A girl with big batty and front which gives head to boys to beat her high score these girls usually learn to give head by using brain licker.

Barking abbey school girl sumaiyah gave head to all the boys in year 9 and she saw it as an achievement.

by W.a.s.d. October 16, 2019

barking

going hella fast

dudes barking
nah mate, ill pass him next lap

by kebabtallrik69 June 11, 2020

Barking Snail

a premature ejaculating micro penis

i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail

by bght33 July 24, 2020