joe biding

The act of waiting for an average individual to vote for you out of spontaneous lack of choice so that you can be elected next President because "who else". Also used in a sentence "Joe was biding his time, so one can say that time was well Biden".

Nurse: Joe Biding please report in for vaccination. I repeat, Joe Biding-
Biden: I'm Joe Biden, ma'm.
Nurse: Well, you have been joe biding a lot to miss on my calls, Mr. Presient, have you? Lemme give you a complementary back rub.

by KenM February 16, 2021

Davina Binning

Raajan Binning’s mrs.

Davina Binning is a sherni.

by raajan’s mrs December 29, 2022

Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 1, 2023

Birding

when a beat on a tune causes you to nod ya head back and forth like some kind of crazy bird

you mahhn this track is well ruff it had me birding within the first to beat

by Jake the Birder December 29, 2007

Bending the Cheese

To take the piss

Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.

You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.

by Shady Neo September 24, 2008

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

Bonding

To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.

"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"

by Richard Martin December 30, 2007