Bindu

In its historical context, the root word Bindu orginates from an Indian concept that explains the creative potency of anything where all energies are focused; the dot (also called tilaka) worn on the forehead as indicative of the third eye.
However, in its post-modern usage, to be a Bindu one must embrace the following characteristics:

1. To perform a double-ring without success and continuing to do so on numerous occasions.

2. No matter what anyone asks you, reply “Okay.”

3. When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, “I think my phone is ringing” and leave.

4. To change established plans an hour before execution.

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Telephone conversation:

"Hello"

Yes."

"I have someone coming in an hour, can you assist him?

"Um...it would be nice to know about this a little sooner..."

Comment to colleagues/self: I can't believe he did that! What a Bindu!"

by Isir Isse August 16, 2007

Bindo

A fully grown man or woman who sniffs children's and or a youth's bicycle seat.

Little Jonny hopped off his bicycle and old Bill that Bindo ran over to catch the fresh scent.

by C.William Kelly September 5, 2010

Bindipper

Slang aimed a British football fans from the city of Liverpool. They look through bins for something to eat.

Thiefing Bindippers.

by Concretefingers March 10, 2018

Bindi shot

When a projectile (commonly a bullet) enters through the forehead of someone. The hole created resembles a bindi decoration.

Person A: Dude some guy just got shot in the head!
Person B: Where on the head?
Person A: The forehead!
Person B: BINDI SHOT!!!

by nomnivore August 25, 2011

bindi

A red dot that Indian women have on their forehead to record shit you saying so they can bring it up later on in an argument.

Raj: (sarcasm) I think your mother is great

Wife: That wasn't what you were saying on June the 24th 1992 at approximately 10:39pm...
Raj: Oh no, she recorded me with her bindi!

by The beast G October 21, 2015

Suicide Binder

A binder full of papers that literally explodes if it is full to capacity. Typically occurs when it is full of papers, when you're in a hurry, or at a bad time; but mostly, it occurs with all three at the same time.

#1. Teacher: "Katherine, why are you late to class?"
Student: "I had a suicide binder at the end of last period, it was a real mess. Sorry!"

by reditalia593 March 23, 2010

bindi

arguably the sexiest woman alive today.

Hey bindi ur so fine, ur so fine u blow my mind, hey bindi! (same example)

by He_ran October 9, 2004