joey bender

a really hott and drop dead gorgeous scene boy on myspace
alot of women flock all over him, and want his penis
turns normal women into complete sluts

A: im saving myself for marriage..
B: hey look its joey bender
A: OMG ID FUCK HIM!!!

by lalagirls November 8, 2009

bender

a bender is a really bad hockey player. their skates bend in at the ankles, their knees bend in, and their back is bent over and they are leaning on their stick because they have no control over what they are doing and they can't skate.

-in a men's league where nobody can skate and they are all bad
-look at all of those benders, they are so bad.
-you can also have benderitis, very hard to get rid of.

by Alex Digirolamo December 15, 2008

bender

A homosexual male. Literally someone who bends over and takes it in the ass.

If you put a rainbow sticker on your car, people might think you are a bender.

by Osro August 25, 2005

dick benders

16 oz. budweiser's, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.

I just drank 6 dick benders and now my dick dont work right, looks like i need to have that bitch stick her finger up my butt to see if that work.

by saw-zaw January 10, 2008

Spoon Bender

A person that injects any one of several drugs into his or her blood vein.

Hi I'm George and I'm a spoon bender. I have been clean for 3 weeks.

by puckers June 22, 2008

Bagel bender

An english slang term for a "jew". The term doesn't refer to the religion "Judaism" or Jews themselves, but it refers to a person who may "cheap" out or cheat somebody.

To "jew" someone is to rip them off either financially or with other items of value.

Bagel bent, however, is the past tense slang for someone who got "jewed" by a "jew".

This guy ripped me off in buying these new headphones, what a bagel bender

I got bagel bent by a bagel bender from trying to buy his vehicle at a lower price!

She poked a hole in the condom...what a bagel bender...

by I just got bagel bent! damn! September 11, 2011

The Last Ass Bender

A sex act where you bend the girl over the table and put three cold dildos(2 in the pink one in the stink). Then your put aloe on your dick and shove it as far as you can in there, ripping her ass into pieces.

I just gave Mitchell's mom the last ass bender last night. I think she is now not able to walk.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017