Lucy Bates

An incredible person, often female. She will have a eccentric Turkish mother, and wear heels no shorter than five inches. She does not appreciate bad grammar.

Person 1: "You seen that amaaazing girl wearing 12 inch heels with her crazy mama?"

Person 2: "I know right, Lucy Bates or what?"

by lucyfan1010101010101101 June 20, 2009

dizzy bats

A drinking game. played by cuttin the end of a wiffle ball bat off and filling with beer. The beer is chugged and the bat is placed with one end on the ground and one on your forehead. the amount of time it takes to chug the beer is the amount of spins around the bat you take. when your done someone pitches a ball and you must hit it and run the bases without falling over..or you go again.

Hey lets get tanked on some dizzy bats tonight.

by g-rizzthriz August 26, 2009

Batista

A professional wrestler contracted with the WWE, who is the most over-hyped, under-talented, and non-charismatic flop ever seen. Hopefully, in the near future he will die, as he abuses steroids. Better yet, Brock Lesnar returns and F-5's Batista through three flaming tables onto a bed of thumbtacs. His finishing move is the Brooklyn Bomb, which was mislabeled as the Batista Bomb by mistaken commentators.

Batista, The Great Khali, and John Cena will be the death of professional wrestling.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Batista Bomb

One of the lesser known sexual taboos. Practiced mainly in Zambia, it consists of "dropping a deuce" into your partners mouth. Next, the "bomber" gags the their lover in an effort to trap the excrement. Finally, party A punches the victim repeatedly until they:
A) Swallow the feces, and/or
B) Pass out.

A common misconception arose when professional wrestling commentators mislabeled a "Brooklyn Bomb" as a "Batista Bomb." This has been acknowledged by the pair, Michael Cole and John Bradshaw Layfield, in a highly-publicized press statement regarding the humiliating mistake.

Krystal and I had two hours till work, so i gave her a Batista Bomb

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Bates

A really cool person who is anti-chess

Damn that dude is like a bates, he always screws up my chess games.

by the unknown bates April 10, 2004

Kathy Bates-ing

A female who acts like Kathy Bates' character in the movie "Misery". This female has severe stalker tendencies. She could also be known as both a stage five clinger or a stage six clinger.

That girl is Kathy Bates-ing me to the extreme, she called me three times in only four minutes!!!

by E to the M to the O December 9, 2008

batista

A large tattooed neanderthal who likes to smash things.

Batista SMASH!!

by Saxon = joke account November 28, 2003