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penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!
by memefan May 21, 2018
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stand battle

when 2 teams go head to head facing each other having a dance battle
Dancing Dolls and Purple Diamonds were having a stand battle
by flexibile s July 4, 2018
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Battle of Mid

a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other
The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.
by thegreengardener October 15, 2022
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The Josh Battle

The epic battle to keep the name that never took place at 4/24/2021
Hey, did you see the Josh battle?

No, because they pulled an area 51 raid on us and never showed
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porn battle

when you and a friend keep sending each other porn to see which one has better taste.
dam Melvin looks at better porn than me, that's why he won the porn battle.
by PornBattleMaster April 16, 2015
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love battle

When 2 guys put on glow in the dark condoms and use their dicks as lightsabers
Carl and Simon had a love battle last night we ran out of glow in the dark condoms
by Phoenix 123 August 7, 2020
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Battle Brother

A person who always has your back is someone who is always supportive and willing to help you. They are someone who you can rely on and trust to be there for you, no matter what. They are someone who will stand by you and defend you, even in difficult situations. They are a true friend, who is always willing to lend a helping hand or a listening ear. They are someone who has your best interests at heart and will go out of their way to ensure that you are taken care of. They have your back in good times and bad and you can trust them to have your back always. They are a person who you can rely on in any situation and they are always there to back you up.
"My battle brother and I have been through a lot together, I know I can always count on him to have my back."
by GalacticEmperorThunderbolt January 20, 2023
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