poundland battery 

To be of very little energy and seemingly useless

Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery”

poundland battery by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

aa battery clone 

A cool person who will surpass RipperExistence in mee6 levels

AA battery clone:!rank
RipperExistence: 'sad noob noises'

aa battery clone by Very_Nice April 21, 2020

Dome Battery 

When you share screenshots with your friends on social media and they notice that your phone battery is in the red.

Person A: Check out this conversation I had with this fool.
Person B: Damn, homie. You got that dome battery!

Dome Battery by ThatDudeChris June 4, 2020

Dome Battery 

When you're sharing screenshots with your friends on social media, and they notice that your phone's battery is in the red. Mostly attributed to certain people residing in a particular private group.

Person A: Check out this jackass arguing with me on my timeline.
Person B: Damn, homie, you got that dome battery!

Dome Battery by ThatDudeChris June 4, 2020

Reverse Battery 

When you beat yourself up then accuse someone else of doing it

I got charged with battery when Todd Reverse battery'd himself

Reverse Battery by Choke Me Funny January 29, 2021

Apples battery 

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

Apples battery by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

Fuzzy Battery Company 

The best battery supplier for any machinery in the Mushroom Kingdom.

The Fuzzy Battery Company is full of power!

Fuzzy Battery Company by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021