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basement boy

A failson or slacker who lives in his mother's basement or off the support of his mother. An offshoot of a momma's boy, he fancies himself to be self-reliant and drastically overestimates his competence in life.
Never date a basement boy. He'll mooch off of you and constantly ask you to make him sandwiches.
by ThisMuchIsTrue August 29, 2019
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Basement Buddies

Kids that pedos and nonces keep in their basement.
He dug a tunnel under the prep to sneakily steal the little kids and add them to his Basement Buddies collection.
by Supernova026 October 6, 2020
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Norwegian Basement Child

Noun: Insult: A person of extraordinarily fair skin; so called as in reference to the generally pale population of the Nordic people and added upon by the effects of long term sunlight deprivation, such as provided in a household basement.
I was playing COD and this lousy cunt no-scoped me from across the map. Fucking Norwegian basement child.
by bladnik26 July 25, 2017
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Baemerk

A baemerk is essentially the result of a long, hard thought process. It usually represents a stalemate in logical thought and can be thought of as a mental block.
"You thought any more about where you want to live next year?"

"No man, I'm really in a baemerk right now."
by Larson Lives Free April 12, 2010
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Baseded

The opposite of "woke".

One who has been so influenced by far-right propaganda that they actually believe the 4chan meta-ironic term "based" is a good thing.

A state of mind defined by a clear lack of intelligence and a willingness to be socially programmed.

Clinging to a base that does not provide support.

Plays on the words: basted, wasted, base dead.

First seen on Twitter accompanying an 8-bit image from the game Zero Wing with the text modified to read "all your based are belong to us"
Ass Hats brain is basded like a Kentucky fried right wing.

That dude is basded!

The baseded believe being enlightened is a bad thing... weird.

I thought she was based but it turns out she was basded.
by Pigmaleon May 3, 2022
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Kangaroo in the Basement

A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...
"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."
by Melissa Egan July 20, 2008
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