Brandon

Brandon by vxudv October 21, 2014

Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.

Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"

Brandon by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011

Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

Brandon by B-mizzy October 19, 2009

Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

Brandon by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

Brandon by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Brandon

Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.

Brandon.

Brandon by Hi I’m Cool December 5, 2017

Brandon

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

Brandon by Paquitonugz June 13, 2018