call your auntie to dinner

Something you should always do right away. Comes from olden-times when families all lived together. Typically the auntie was the most upset if not called to dinner.

"Man I gotta call in to work & check my schedule."

"Yeah better call your auntie to dinner!"

by notjohnstamos March 7, 2014

broke auntie

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.

Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.

Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.

Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.

Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!

by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022

auntie jo

She is very small and loves the colour red, simple as that.

Yo dude, that women is very small and is wearing red!

By process of elimination she must be an auntie jo

by Communismrocksdude January 4, 2018

your auntie a thotie

Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to

Carl: your mom gay

Tim: your dad lesbian

Carl : your granny tranny

Tim: your auntie a thotie

Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave

by Reuben sandwich May 11, 2018

auntie-dote

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.

There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.

Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

1st place auntie

An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie

Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion

by elsa'sfriend April 21, 2019