The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
by thotslayer2000 March 17, 2018
Also known as Dixie or Dixie Chips...
Creator of the "Sunshine Beach Cafe" ~ by far the longest thread on the official Paradise Hotel message board, with over 29 thousand posts.
Animal lover and rescuer.
Scuba diver.
Artist in waiting.
Mystery Aunt of the famed "Charla" ~
(a beautiful model and winner of the first ever Paradise Hotel t.v. show, seen in Maxim magazine, Dec.2003 issue, also mentioned on E! as the second sexiest woman on television)
Creator of the "Sunshine Beach Cafe" ~ by far the longest thread on the official Paradise Hotel message board, with over 29 thousand posts.
Animal lover and rescuer.
Scuba diver.
Artist in waiting.
Mystery Aunt of the famed "Charla" ~
(a beautiful model and winner of the first ever Paradise Hotel t.v. show, seen in Maxim magazine, Dec.2003 issue, also mentioned on E! as the second sexiest woman on television)
Does anyone know where Dixie is?
She's usually in the Sunshine Beach Cafe...
I'm going to go ask Aunt Dixie for some advice...
Do you think Aunt Dixie is really related to Charla?
Yes. The board moderator confirmed it.
She's usually in the Sunshine Beach Cafe...
I'm going to go ask Aunt Dixie for some advice...
Do you think Aunt Dixie is really related to Charla?
Yes. The board moderator confirmed it.
by annonymous February 09, 2004
pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
girl1: eww how bad is her aunt bessie bun today!
girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
by OMG get it together chipie! June 25, 2009
Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”
by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022
The consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. They inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane.
by wordbord July 21, 2011
by jp_wags July 26, 2020
A way of politely calling bullshit when someone tries to give you an unbelievable excuse, line, lie, or over exaggeration.
by POP Gurl June 05, 2011