asshat (noun)
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.
Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.
Proverb 🏛️
“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”
— Canadian Dad Wisdom™
“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”
by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025
Get the Asshatmug. Folks from Alabama, usually in the 30+ banter on Kik. They try to be as mean as possible to make themselves feel better, but they're all a bunch of fucktards.
by TBM1371 May 13, 2024
Get the Alabama Asshatmug. another name for asshole . an asshat will always let you down or always thinks they're too good for you. They're inconsiderate and full of themselves. they're always rude or mean, or in the context of your problem, they could just be stupid and rude when you're using this word. don't be friends with an asshat.
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
Get the asshatmug. Someone with their head far up their ass from bending over too much. In other words, an anal sex addict. Usually the word is used as an insult.
Tommy's such an asshat.
by bonquiqui-latisha June 16, 2011
Get the asshatmug. A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.
Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.
by aromabinger February 9, 2024
Get the tired asshatmug. by I was a wasted cum shot January 19, 2017
Get the asshatmug. Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".
"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."
by Ya_mom May 25, 2017
Get the asshatmug.