A large Man. Verge of obestity.

Big Lips, Lots of sports

With a high picthed voice only his dog could hear,
Wow Look at that guy coming out of macdonalds, What a Assassin Dakelan MATT4R
by Culloden January 15, 2009
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Blackwater Assassin co. is a company that employs many assassins, and families of assassins, to do their biddings. Blackwater has been around for generations, even dating back to the Victorian times. This deadly company will not stop until their objectives have been completed. They get the information on their target, and assign the target an assassin. They then reveal the information to the assassin at hand, and then give him the "green light" to go ahead and do his job. Blackwater prides itself on its secrecy in remaining discreet and anonymous, even though its assassins cannot stop talking about it constantly to their friends on-line. In most cases, Blackwater's assassins are all around us. Even your mom could be one. SO WATCH OUT.
Guy 1: Bro, I was in a chat-room and got threated by someone. I took it lightly until he said he was an assassin.

Guy 2: An assassin, he must be from Blackwater Assassin co.
by ThunderCock69 March 3, 2010
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It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023
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When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.
I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard
by ExtremeTacos November 5, 2010
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A clan on runescape, that is more like a large male orgy.
clan leader: we are up against the Certified Public Assassins today, so make sure to cover each other.
clan member: why are we going against them again my ass still hurts from the last time?
by Ann Marrie December 7, 2008
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