Abraham

Although devilishly handsome, with a smile easy to trust, and a hairline drawn by the gods, Abraham is a dangerous man, a man of great power and athleticism, a man of great understanding and intelligence beyond that of the average human. Do not mess with Abraham, he would prefer to love you unless given no option. At the point of no more options, your fate has already been sent into the hands of the god of death, and the order will be carried out by Abraham himself.
It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.

Yo, I’ve always wanted to be like Abraham, he’s such a stud, all around man.

by DefinitelyNotAbraham November 23, 2021

Abraham

A border hopping beaner that likes to show everyone fight videos.

Aww look at that poor Abraham without a green card

by Notabeaner December 22, 2023

Abraham

Quirky Mormon with a foot fetish. Never stops talking about devilish grippers.

Abraham: Man i love them damn devilish grippers!

by ineedheadfr February 28, 2024

Abraham

The type of guy to always choose his bros and family over anything. 100% a tall curly-headed dude with a short girlfriend. Really fun to hangout with, is very noticeable when he is not there. Probably a nicotine fien. He has a big ego, which is why most people want to fight him. He has atleast one close girl friend and three close guy friends. Is probably black or mexican.

bro#1: Why isn't Abraham here? He's so chill
bro#2: I don't know cro, I wish he was here

by Dunali Brack May 10, 2022

Abraham

Abe usually loves 5v5 king of the court and likes basketball.

Abraham is most likely loyal and chill.

by Jumanjia November 22, 2021

Abraham

I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Abraham Tozier

He’s cold as ice and will defend his loved ones fiercely. Heart of Gold if he lets you see it. Wicked Smaht knows lots of shit about a lot of stuff. Just ask him! He’s part of the rainbow mafia, so you know, don’t come for him unless he sends for you.

Abraham Tozier fucked your father and your brother while your mom was baking him cookies.

by Carlene Abbot November 24, 2021