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Alyssa

She is a beautiful girl and loves basketball and is really funny and laughs a lot and is a very caring girl she would help anyone in need Alyssa is a girl you need in your life
Alyssa is great
by Blaze July 22, 2019
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Alyssa

A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin
“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin
by danica420420 October 12, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!
Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!
by Taylor-Taylor March 31, 2019
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Alyssa

A girl who is an amazing friend, will always be there for you, if you aren’t your man, she’ll steal him. She’s very funny, sweet, caring, kind, and a bad bitch. If you ever become besties with an alyssa, Damn. You’re blessed my friend
Guy 1: DAMN. Did you see alyssa walk by? She’s the nicest girl in school!
Guy 2: what did you say man? I was to busy staring at alyssa
by IAMBESTIESWITHANALYSSA:) February 24, 2019
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Alyssa

Is The most beautiful person you"ll ever ever meet!! She is out going and so fun. She will melt your heart every time you see her!!! She deals with all the bull shit and say something right back! She is Loyal and willI never cheat on you. She will show you unconditional love and will love you for ever!!
Hey have you seen alyssas coachella outfit its bomb!!!
by Jdhddhhdhd August 10, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
by cels_tars1029 April 1, 2023
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Alyssa

The most wonderful, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Everyone loves her. Everyone needs to have an Alyssa. If you don’t think so then you’re a ruby.
Alyssa is awesome
by Alyssalover69 October 20, 2020
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