Avocado

I don't like them

Me:"I don't like avocado's.."

by Finnioli October 5, 2018

avocado pizza

A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them

OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.

by MewTheCat21 April 17, 2017

avocado

butter of the rich

i bought an avocado and now i'm homeless

by nmdkso March 14, 2018

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 3, 2020

Avocado

To covertly refer to the AVO.
Apprehended Violence Orders (AVO)

This is how we using Avocado, here in Australia:

A: Mate, I just got arrested.
B: Fuck, what for?
A: Amanda avocado.
B: Oh shit... you'll ending up in jail. I'm telling ya! Never even try to call her. Just simply stay away from her.

by DanielOB January 16, 2023

Nikocado Avocado

Famous for being way too fat and having 1 brain cell

See Also: Definitions for type 1 diabetes, obese, virgin, American, no self control and brain dead

Used to insult someone or to show your children what America looks like without leaving the comfort of your home. NIkocado Avocado is famous for his umm... unhealthy diet and eating way too much fast food.

by DonaldDuckTrump June 13, 2023