Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.
The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.
The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.
Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.
by SSugaaaaa July 8, 2024
Get the Girl-Failuremug. Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
by mtfort February 22, 2018
Get the Mechanical failuremug. 
When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failuremug. Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
Get the Failure of Journalismmug. Even if someone tries to light a fire under your ass, take your time even if it's harder not to rush. When you try to do something on somebody else's rhythm that isn't your own, you'll never get to find yours.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Failuremug.