Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit

Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010

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Get the Mr. Parkermug.

Charlie Parker

Receiving a blow-job while eating a piece of chicken in the back of a taxi or limo.

While riding home, I look over and Jim is getting a Charlie Parker!

by crcooper May 14, 2009

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Get the Charlie Parkermug.

What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

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Get the What the Parkermug.

parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner

(Gayboiparker drake)

by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 16, 2013

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Get the parker drakemug.

kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.

OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!

by General SUbsea September 6, 2013

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