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Yuppie

No
"Yuppie" don't search this up you bunghole
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Yuppies

The word yuppies is a way of saying yup or yeah, if you wanna sound lit
Fuck boii: wanna come over
Thot: yuppies
by Pepe the racist chinchilla December 17, 2017
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Yuppie

Literally (y)oung (u)rban (p)rofessionals, but usually refers to recent college graduates from middle- to upper-class strata grappling with the experiences of beginning to climb the career ladder and trying to date or get laid in the little time they aren't working. General attributes include: making more money than they know what to do with, attempting to find a work-life balance by buying expensive gym memberships and equipment to begin hobbies that will later be abandoned, getting a dog, completing apartments with Ikea furniture, using dating apps where they post pictures of themselves with their dogs (and proclaim they are interested in others' dogs), having pictures taken of themselves on hikes and other routine outdoor activities, discussing experiences of adulting, starting to do yoga, going to happy hours, drinking fancy lates in the morning, and traveling to europe to take cliche photos of themselves next to famous monuments.
"Man, buying that expensive new pasta maker was such a yuppie thing to do."
"What do yuppies like me do with their time anyways?"
by funnyjack August 21, 2018
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Yuppie buzz

A term to describe the effects of imbibing both marijuana and caffeine at the same time.
You go on ahead, I want to get a yuppie buzz before your folks get here.
by woolfgunphotobooth February 12, 2022
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yuppie

a yuppie is a child at mind and heart that can't stand adult things. so he or she or they continues to think and act like a child to the point of detriment of social behavior or norms.
my yuppie sister loves to color in her coloring book after 25 years.
by aromabinger February 2, 2024
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Yuppies

Emma: We are the coolest people ever, there isn’t even a completion

Tiernan: Yuppies
by Yourfavbookaddict February 21, 2023
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Yuppies

An excellent and more effective way of saying yes in excitement.
*You get told your dad has a week left to live by the doctor* You scream yuppies.
by _Daddy_ July 29, 2020
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