Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.

"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"

by jacobwitham December 9, 2019

Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos

did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!

by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

tickling the pink wizard

A slang term that means to make love.

Mom: Son, let's talk about the birds and the bees.

Son: Oh, you mean tickling the pink wizard?

by easa the iguana March 26, 2013

Wizard of an oz

The proprietor of one ounce of marijuana

"Im finally the wizard of an oz again after a 3 month dry spell"

by RZAClg January 15, 2009

Onion Wizard

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.

- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"

by ChadnSean January 11, 2010

ouch witz

An exclamation to explain something that hurts with the pain of 6 million nerves firing.

"Ouch witz!" said Eleazar as he stubbed his toe.

by coolguy10101 May 11, 2010